Match Day Thread Vs Norwich (A)
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Could be worse, could be an international break and watched a bunch of useless cünts being led by an injured gormless cünt
Aaaarggghhh 
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
MatchAaaarggghhh
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
all day every day lol
If you love her you'll go to the meal.Aaaarggghhh
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
If she loves you she'll let you watch the game.
If you love each other you watch the game and she goes for the nosh.*
*This scenario is also applicable if you can't stand each other.
Next time marry someone who likes football.
Never hesitate to consult Uncle saint for sound relationship advice.
Aaaarggghhh
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
Tell her to **** right off and when she gets there, ****off some more!
Aaaarggghhh
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
She can come do one with Luv's wife and Jaffa
60mph winds at kick off. Fans having to travel miles in shocking weather. Game to be called off if City’s game is anything to go by.
Played in all weathers in my time and without a shadow of doubt, windy conditions is bar far the worst. Hated it!
Wonder if we will see rotation today with Tuesday in mind . Examples being Mane plus 1 of the FB's .
Aaaarggghhh
the mrs has booked a f#cking meal up for 5pm on Saturday....for valentines....it’s not even f#cking Valentine’s Day!!!
do I
record the match and smile
Pull a sicky
Tell her to do one
****UPDATE****
I had gone along with the booking. Didn’t have the balls to cancel.
She’s just apologised profusely that we’ll have to cancel as she feels sick...and she’s gone to bed. I sympathised massively, obviously
I have enough time to go and get some beers. Will order a takeaway for half time. No interruptions likely for the match. I feel like I’ve won the lottery. 
fess up - what did you dose her with ?****UPDATE****
I had gone along with the booking. Didn’t have the balls to cancel.
She’s just apologised profusely that we’ll have to cancel as she feels sick...and she’s gone to bed. I sympathised massively, obviously
Let's hope it's not cancelled.****UPDATE****
I had gone along with the booking. Didn’t have the balls to cancel.
She’s just apologised profusely that we’ll have to cancel as she feels sick...and she’s gone to bed. I sympathised massively, obviously
Any update on the weather over there @Bure budgie or @Canary Rob or anyone?
Slightly concerned with the windy conditions. It may impact our style since we like the long balls from deep. Hopefully someone like Keita is playing as he’s someone who can create with his clever passing on the deck.