Off Topic The Christmas Thread
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The answer to your problem is negroni.
Presuming you've got some Campari and some sweet red vermouth.
Cocktail shaker
Crushed ice
Gin in to shaker
Tiny, really tiny...no smaller than that...dash of vermouth
Strain into Cocktail glass
Olive
Drink
repeat
After a couple of them s/he'll be called whatever s/he likes
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That statement is nothing without evidence
However the Mods would have to ban the evidence ...
Please ...
I'm afraid that means your head is full of ****.
Blood in your stools is a sign of bowel cancer. I've been for a colonoscopy which is not a laughing matter.
I think whether there's blood or not, stools from the ears should prompt a trip to the Doctors.
A word to the unwise, the Police have released the seasonal drink driving campaign.
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Did they insert the camera into your ear?
That must have been a messy business
There's a "dire ear" comment in there somewhere...