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  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Just gin.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Dec 27, 2019
  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    The answer to your problem is negroni.


    Presuming you've got some Campari and some sweet red vermouth.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Dec 27, 2019
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  3. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Cocktail shaker
    Crushed ice
    Gin in to shaker
    Tiny, really tiny...no smaller than that...dash of vermouth
    Strain into Cocktail glass
    Olive

    Drink

    repeat
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 27, 2019
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Don't think he's called Olive, mate.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Dec 27, 2019
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  5. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Dirty though...
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 27, 2019
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  6. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    Couldn’t do that!!!
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Dec 27, 2019
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  7. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    After a couple of them s/he'll be called whatever s/he likes

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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 27, 2019
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  8. dennisboothstash

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    She was a stripper before starting acting
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 27, 2019
  9. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    That statement is nothing without evidence


    However the Mods would have to ban the evidence ...

    Please ...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 27, 2019
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Anyone else lucky enough to get one of these beauties? <ok> <cracker>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD, Dec 28, 2019
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  11. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Just the job, but my ear wax is darker and redder than the ear wax in the illustration. Will that matter?
     
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    Mr Hatem, Dec 28, 2019
  12. Kempton

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    I'm afraid that means your head is full of ****.
     
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    Kempton, Dec 28, 2019
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  13. Mr Hatem

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    Blood in your stools is a sign of bowel cancer. I've been for a colonoscopy which is not a laughing matter.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Dec 28, 2019
  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    It is if it’s happening to you.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 28, 2019
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  15. DMD

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    I think whether there's blood or not, stools from the ears should prompt a trip to the Doctors.
     
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    DMD, Dec 28, 2019
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Is this where the term full of **** comes from??
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 28, 2019
  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    A word to the unwise, the Police have released the seasonal drink driving campaign.

     
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    DMD, Dec 28, 2019
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  18. Kempton

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    Did they insert the camera into your ear?

    That must have been a messy business :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Kempton, Dec 28, 2019
  19. DMD

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    There's a "dire ear" comment in there somewhere...
     
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    DMD, Dec 28, 2019
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  20. Mr Hatem

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    Unfunny ****. Something for you to laugh about in 10 years time.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Dec 28, 2019
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