What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[Chief]

I can't say I've ever thought to boil them tbf.

 

[Libby]

I just don't like them. Similar in most ways to a carrot, bar colour and taste.

Carrots are orange and are delicious whichever way you cook them.

Parsnips are neither.

I couldn't eat them every time I have a roast but I enjoy them a few times a year.

 

[Commachio]

I can't say I've ever thought to boil them tbf.

they were only boiled for 4/5mins ffs, then roasted in oil and butter.

 

[luvgonzo]

[HASHTAG]#st anally raped by somali parsnip[/HASHTAG]

I started typing a tag for parsnipgate and that came up.

 

[Chief]

Whatever happened to ST anyway?

 

[Chief]

@brb to confirm.

 

[Commachio]

[HASHTAG]#st anally raped by somali parsnip[/HASHTAG]

I started typing a tag for parsnipgate and that came up.

tags don't work mate....well not the ones at the bottom of the page

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

I feel the humble parsnip is getting a disproportionate amount of stick when that evil little bastard, the sprout is allowed to exist on the same plate!

Does anyone on here actually like sprouts?

 

[Commachio]

I feel the humble parsnip is getting a disproportionate amount of stick when that evil little bastard, the sprout is allowed to exist on the same plate!

Does anyone on here actually like sprouts?

**** them, i took your tip, boiled 4/5 mins, then roasted. worked a treat mate.

 

[Stan]

I feel the humble parsnip is getting a disproportionate amount of stick when that evil little bastard, the sprout is allowed to exist on the same plate!

Does anyone on here actually like sprouts?

I do. I boil them for 5 minutes and then roast them until they’ve dissolved into mush.

 

[Chief]

**** them, i took your tip, boiled 4/5 mins, then roasted. worked a treat mate.

It wasn't him mate.


To answer someone's question, then the answer is surely no. We merely tolerate them.

In two day's time.

 

[luvgonzo]

Sprouts I like, but they have to be cooked through and soft.

 

[Commachio]

I've got a bag off sprouts, **** knows why.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Sprouts I like, but they have to be cooked through and soft.

Doesn't matter how they are cooked, they still taste ****e.
Just think, that little bastard sprout on your plate is taking up the space of a pig in blanket. A pig in blanket or a sprout? No ****in competition.

 

[Commachio]

Doesn't matter how they are cooked, they still taste ****e.
Just think, that little bastard sprout on your plate is taking up the space of a pig in blanket. A pig in blanket or a sprout? No ****in competition.

As a person who works in a chill depot, the amount off carrots, sprouts, brocolli, parsnips, swedes gone out the last few days is extreme...

 

[Chief]

As a person who works in a chill depot, the amount off carrots, sprouts, brocolli, parsnips, swedes gone out the last few days is extreme...

Why's that?

 

[Commachio]

Why's that?

Maybe xmas,

 

[Chief]

Oh yeah, who'd have thought eh?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I feel the humble parsnip is getting a disproportionate amount of stick when that evil little bastard, the sprout is allowed to exist on the same plate!

Does anyone on here actually like sprouts?

Love them and parsnips especially parsnip soup.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Sprouts I like, but they have to be cooked through and soft.

Nooooo