thats a classic piece of HDM journalism where you’re actually no clearer on what happened that if you asked a random on the street. Completely confusing timeline. But I would say, given norovirus is on the rampage around the area, you can’t always blame booze. Unless it smells of Southern Comfort, which is a key constituent of one of my most embarrassing moments.
I’ve done similar sat on the bus when I was younger. Thought I’d slyly do it. Then I realised I had earphones in. Looked up to see everybody looking at me as it wasn’t as quiet as I thought it was.
Like the way you say she was a stunnerIt's my first date with Mz Kempton, a house party and she was the only person I knew there so I was understandaby a little bit nervous and I wanted to make a good impression.
There was a small buffet on a low coffee table. I got up off the couch to grab a sausage roll, but went sprawling over said coffee table. The buffet was a mess and and so was I.
The others kindly made light of it and the doo went on till maybe 3am, but I was dying to fart all night. Of course I held it in, not wanting to further ruin my reputation.
So the time came to walk Mz Kempton home. It was a very quiet night as we walked holding hands down a narrow street.
I couldn't possibly hold it any longer and I let off so loudly it must have woke the street up, it was like thunder.
But back to the buffet diving. I assumed I'd maybe had a few too many stubbies than I thought.
But no, it turns out that the guy sat next to us fancied my date a lot, but had always failed to win her over (Mz Kemps was a stunner) and this **** had tripped me up.
If I'd have known at the time, that would have gone really bad for him
Anyway, 25 years later we're still very much together.
There you you go folks. You don't get love stories like that in Mills and Boon
Oh I really shouldn't have said 'was' should ILike the way you say she was a stunner
Hope she reads this
Cos that won’t go down well
I also didn’t actually read the post you had replied to and assumed you was replying to the previous post about Mr S showing himself to a mother and daughter..... So when you said you had done similar on a bus....... especially doing it slyly....
When you say still together after 25 years.... are you referring to the “once stunning” Mz Kemp’s or are you still sat on the sofa with the guy who would probably appreciate Mz K a little more then her current marketing director....It's my first date with Mz Kempton, a house party and she was the only person I knew there so I was understandaby a little bit nervous and I wanted to make a good impression.
There was a small buffet on a low coffee table. I got up off the couch to grab a sausage roll, but went sprawling over said coffee table. The buffet was a mess and so was I.
The others kindly made light of it and the doo went on till maybe 3am, but I was dying to fart all night. Of course I held it in, not wanting to further ruin my reputation.
So the time came to walk Mz Kempton home. It was a very quiet night as we walked holding hands down a narrow street.
I couldn't possibly hold it any longer and I let off so loudly it must have woke the street up, it was like thunder.
But back to the buffet diving. I assumed I'd maybe had a few too many stubbies than I thought.
But no, it turns out that the guy sat next to us fancied my date a lot, but had always failed to win her over (Mz Kemps was a stunner) and this **** had tripped me up.
If I'd have known at the time, that would have gone really bad for him
Anyway, 25 years later we're still very much together.
There you you go folks. You don't get love stories like that in Mills and Boon
I honestly don't get thisWhen you say still together after 25 years.... are you referring to the “once stunning” Mz Kemp’s or are you still sat on the sofa with the guy who would probably appreciate Mz K a little more then her current marketing director....
