Off Topic Most embarrassing moment

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C’mon own up, mine should give you all a bit of a Christmas chuckle...

Last Wednesday, yep it’s taken me a while to own up to it, I was left to look after Avery, my 3 year old grandson, as Mrs. LBIA had a four hour shift at work. So after my morning tea and toast, and while Avery was watching tv, I went to get my morning shower. I always leave the shower room door open to let the steam out, while I was washing my hair with my eyes closed I heard Avery say ‘look Grandad it’s Aunty Sue’, Mrs LBIA’s sister in Australia, I opened my eyes to see that he had my iPad with Sue on FaceTime pushed up to the glass shower door giving her a full frontal it’s funny now but it wasn’t at the time!

So be honest, what’s yours?
 
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look_back_in_amber said:
C’mon own up, mine should give you all a bit of a Christmas chuckle...

Last Wednesday, yep it’s taken me a while to own up to it, I was left to look after Avery, my 3 year old grandson, as Mrs. LBIA had a four hour shift at work. So after my morning tea and toast, and while Avery was watching tv, I went to get my morning shower. I always leave the shower room door open to let the steam out, while I was washing my hair with my eyes closed I heard Avery say ‘look Grandad it’s Aunty Sue’, Mrs LBIA’s sister in Australia, I opened my eyes to see that he had my iPad with Sue on FaceTime pushed up to the glass shower door giving her a full frontal it’s funny now but it wasn’t at the time!

So be honest, what’s yours?
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Has Avery mentioned he posted it on YouTube along with your address yet ?
 
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There's a picture out there of me wearing a Leeds shirt.

I have taken serious measures to make sure said photo never sees the light of day.

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I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad.

What do you do in these situations?

I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs.

I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge.

The bridge is closed for barges to pass.

It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed.

Then comes the crunch.

I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids.

It was hell on earth :emoticon-0107-sweat

I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free.

I'll spare you the rest of this story.
 
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Quill said:
There's a picture out there of me wearing a Leeds shirt.

I have taken serious measures to make sure said photo never sees the light of day.

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Thought that was you.
 
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Kempton said:
I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad.

What do you do in these situations?

I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs.

I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge.

The bridge is closed for barges to pass.

It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed.

Then comes the crunch.

I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids.

It was hell on earth :emoticon-0107-sweat

I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free.

I'll spare you the rest of this story.
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Apart from the bridge it sounds pretty normal to me.
 
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THOSE empty seats are Wembley.

A fukcing play off final ffs...

Embarrassing beyond belief.


Allams OUT
 
Kempton said:
I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad.

What do you do in these situations?

I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs.

I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge.

The bridge is closed for barges to pass.

It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed.

Then comes the crunch.

I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids.

It was hell on earth :emoticon-0107-sweat

I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free.

I'll spare you the rest of this story.
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Kempton said:
I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad.

What do you do in these situations?

I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs.

I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge.

The bridge is closed for barges to pass.

It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed.

Then comes the crunch.

I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids.

It was hell on earth :emoticon-0107-sweat

I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free.

I'll spare you the rest of this story.
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Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back.

So, is this happening regularly?

Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
 
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Leon T Trout AFC said:
Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back.

So, is this happening regularly?

Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
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Oh yer, I'd forgotten I'd already posted this.

It is funny looking back though.
 
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Leon T Trout AFC said:
Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back.

So, is this happening regularly?

Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
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Regardless, at least it's not as embarrassing as going on The Chase and taking the negative offer.

I can't imagine anyone on here being that embarrassing...





Arguably the greatest thread this forum has ever seen: https://not606.com/threads/bcc-on-the-chase.361083
 
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Leon T Trout AFC said:
Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back.

So, is this happening regularly?

Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
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At least he's giving his employer a run for his money. Even if it is down the back of his legs. <ok>
 
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