Exit poll: Conservatives get 368 seats.
How do these polls work? I never saw anyone polling...
Can I pray for a dodgy count?
Well it looks like it's going to be December 9th. Pfeffel is going to cave in to the LD/SNP proposal. My fear is a real hammering for Labour with potentially their lowest number of seats for nearly a century. I sincerely hope I'm wrong because I really want to see them get over 200 seats.
Remember where you heard it first.

Yes and that border will soon be a hard border. Brilliant times.On the plus side a virtually total wipeout for the SNP north of the border. It just shows what a sensible left wing party can achieve.
All those on the left should now get behind the Scots in their fight for Independence. A couple of million English socialists could make a brilliant fifth column.