Treasure Hunting

I liked The Detectorists TV show but then again I am a massive bell-end, ***** and a poove.

Wasn't there some bloke in the news recently who used a metal detector to try and find a lost wedding ring and ended up finding £100k worth of gold coins? Jammy git.

 

Probably. I've been metal detecting about two hundred times and still haven't found any gold. What I need to do is retire then go three times per week. Trouble is all the recording, photographing, measuring then liaisons with the FLO and coroners would make it a full-time occupation. Of course some people don't bother with all that but they shouldn't be allowed to own a metal detector.

 

I bury dog’s turds with metal coins on a weekly basis

 

Brilliant

 

Thanks buddy. Seems they like to clean up septics. I've scheduled a visit for Parkheid.

 

I don't do that, but I like your style.

 

*dog turds or dogs' turds

 

no dog is the name of my cat. Sorry for the mistake.

yes she has a lower case d like Paul mcdonald

glad we’ve cleared this up.

 

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*Mcdonald. Idiot.

 

*Mac

 

*Macdonald

 

£80k big lump of gold found:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-50645322

I have but two questions:
Where is this river?
What is this "sniping" bollocks?

If someone found all that gold "eyes only", imagine what one might find with a top of the range metal detector like what I've got.

 

I detect a nonce

 

In the mirror?

 

"There are NO impurities in it, it is just a pure gold nugget of about 22 carats." Ah ok, so not pure gold at all then, more like about 91.67% pure gold? ****ing tit.

 

I had a soft spot for Annabel Croft from Treasure Hunt. When she came on the TV my soft spot got hard.

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