The Christmas Thread

I'm about to go for a lunchtime pint or 3, and have a very boring afternoon planned.

Sainsburys is the worst of the big supermarkets imho. I only go there for a few bits of their own brand stuff, like apple and mango squash and their chilli humus. Rest is overpriced and lacking in quality.

 

Hence why I only picked up some bits. I much prefer M&S and Waitrose, but I couldn't be bothered with the drive out.

Enjoy your afternoon, pal.

 

I’m in Nandos with Julie and Bernadette.

Came on Julies tits this morning. Was a lot of semen. Poor mare had to go for a shower.

 

I'm just off for a ride to M&S myself .
They have some very nice Belgian beer on offer

 

Will you be picking up some Christmas goodies?

 

Could she not just have snorted it up with her massive nostrils?

 

Didn't have time mate .
Traffic was crap so grabbed beer and off to work .
Would have picked up some festive delights if time had permitted

 

Oh dear @monacoger

 

That's a shame, J. Maybe next time, eh? But at least you grabbed the beer!

 

For the last ****ing time, she hasn't got massive nostrils, they are melted together and have been for years, you stupid ****.


And no pops shall be happening. Idiot.

 

Poor **** is desperately trying, despite his limited abilities.

 

I am autistic, yes

 

Forgive me but I was led to believe Julie was she of the big nostrils, obviously Patience can't help it.

 

Do you have a favourite Christmas song?

Mine is Cliff's Mistletoe & Wine. It reminds me of 1988, a fine year for young Ponders.

 

Mull of Kintrye 1977. Campbeltown Pipe Band play in it. Not really a Christmas song, but was Christmas No.1. Was number 1 for weeks and at one stage was 3rd best selling single of all time, behind White Christmas and another song.

 

Really ?

 

Of course. I love the nostalgic feeling it gives me. I'm a sentimental young boob.

I also like Winter's Tale by David Essex and T-Rex's Christmas Bop, both scandalously underplayed.

What's your favourite?

 

At Charlton we sing "Valley Floyd Road, the mist rolling in from the Thames..." to the tune of Mull of Kintyre.

Great song.

 

Never heard Xmas bop !