There was a fella out walking his dog the other day when he spotted an interesting looking bottle in the undergrowth, so he picked it up. Suddenly a genie popped out of it and said that he would grant this chap one wish. He thought for a minute and said, 'I want my dog to win Crufts'. The genie took a look at the dog, which was a sorry state - one ear, one eye, no tail and only three legs. 'No problem', said the genie, 'I'll turn him into the best looking dog you've ever seen.' 'No, no' said the fella, 'I love my dog and want him to win Crufts just as he is'. The genie took another look and said 'Sorry, that's just impossible, it's beyond my powers. Would you like a different wish?' 'OK', said the chap, 'I'm a QPR supporter, could you arrange for us to keep a clean sheet next week?' The genie thought for a moment and said, 'Give me another look at that dog.'