Granit Xhaka has been 'stripped' of their captaincy. I really hope that it involved something like this... please log in to view this image
Ajax giving Chelsea a reality check. I hope those Liverpool fans found their way back from Ghent in time for tonight's game
I really hope van der Vaart can try and do a bit more persuading for Levy to sign Ziyech, that guy’s left peg is a serious weapon.
Sorry everyone, just tuned in to the Chavs game. Within literally seconds, Ajax are down to 9 men and Chelsea have a penalty. Turning off now.
"Stunning fight back, well played Chelsea! Incredible strike from Reece James as he does everything right and just puts his foot through it. Amazing!" (Andy Townsend, BBC Football Live commentary) It's against 9 men, you twat! It's very far from amazing.
"Not often Anfield isn't in the spotlight on a European night but the drama has all been in London so far." (BBC Football Live commentary) This is why 'Pool was voted "most despised club" in a Sky poll, last season.
What's the betting that Lampard comes out with the old "it's harder to play against 9 than it is 11" bollocks?