Off Topic blatant racism

[Tel (they/them)]

Too many peeps bothered about settling down with celebs and having romantic weekends away in Chester... **** sake, I couldn’t give a **** if every part of this is fake, I’d eat a fresh chod right outta that dirty dirty ass.

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[Commachio]

Too many peeps bothered about settling down with celebs and having romantic weekends away in Chester... **** sake, I couldn’t give a **** if every part of this is fake, I’d eat a fresh chod right outta that dirty dirty ass.

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Is that the nicky minger bird?

proper filth,,,

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Is that the nicky minger bird?

proper filth,,,

Yeah, her music is ****, she’s fake as **** but I’d hit that all day long over some skinny ****ing Wilson Kipkeeta in a wig.

 

[Commachio]

Yeah, her music is ****, she’s fake as **** but I’d hit that all day long over some skinny ****ing Wilson Kipkeeta in a wig.

gotta be a record for the off the nigga.

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[Tel (they/them)]

My Mrs has ****ed off on holiday with the kid and left me with two ****ing dogs to look after. She’s just FaceTimed me to tell me she forgot to iron my stuff for the week as well. Fantastic.

 

[Commachio]

My Mrs has ****ed off on holiday with the kid and left me with two ****ing dogs to look after. She’s just FaceTimed me to tell me she forgot to iron my stuff for the week as well. Fantastic.

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[Sucky]

My Mrs has ****ed off on holiday with the kid and left me with two ****ing dogs to look after. She’s just FaceTimed me to tell me she forgot to iron my stuff for the week as well. Fantastic.

Can't you iron your own ****?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Can't you iron your own ****?

I’m a horrific ironer (ironist?). For the amount it costs it’s well worth having someone do it for you if you happen to also have a missus who is a terrible ironer.

 

[Sucky]

I’m a horrific ironer (ironist?). For the amount it costs it’s well worth having someone do it for you if you happen to also have a missus who is a terrible ironer.

I can't imagine Tel being one of those useless mummy's boys who can't work a washing machine or iron a shirt tbh. Infact when I served in the cadets you had to iron your own **** and do it well

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Can't you iron your own ****?

Well yeah obviously I can but it’s usually not me who does it. Sundays are my chill days.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I can't imagine Tel being one of those useless mummy's boys who can't work a washing machine or iron a shirt tbh. Infact when I served in the cadets you had to iron your own **** and do it well

I’ve mastered the washing machine. Dishwasher is easy. Take the bins out fine. Even a modest vacuumer. Just the ****ing iron to go and I’ll be quite the modern man.

 

[Sucky]

I’ve mastered the washing machine. Dishwasher is easy. Take the bins out fine. Even a modest vacuumer. Just the ****ing iron to go and I’ll be quite the modern man.

Tumble dryer, take clothes out, shake them, fold them, good to go. Apart from shirts they need an iron.

 

[Tobes]

I’ve mastered the washing machine. Dishwasher is easy. Take the bins out fine. Even a modest vacuumer. Just the ****ing iron to go and I’ll be quite the modern man.

I don’t mind any domestic task, but I don’t and won’t iron.

Not that I can’t, just that I hate it, so I refuse to do it.

I’ve paid for some knacker to come round collect it and bring it back on hangers before today.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Tumble dryer, take clothes out, shake them, fold them, good to go. Apart from shirts they need an iron.

**** knows. The cleaner does it.

 

[Commachio]

useless ****s

 

[Sucky]

**** knows. The cleaner does it.

Couldn't let anyone clean my house I didn't know tbh.

**** knows what they could find

 

[Sucky]

I don’t mind any domestic task, but I don’t and won’t iron.

Not that I can’t, just that I hate it, so I refuse to do it.

I’ve paid for some knacker to come round collect it and bring it back on hangers before today.

I'm do this but with dishes, actually just the cutlery, I leave it for her, ain't got time for that **** tbh

 

[Tobes]

I'm do this but with dishes, actually just the cutlery, I leave it for her, ain't got time for that **** tbh

Dishwasher does that ****. Emptying and filling it is a tough gig though tbh, best left to a pro imo.

 

[Commachio]

I worry about some on here.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I worry about some on here.

Easier to pay someone to do your worrying I reckon.