It's almost as bad as youve imagined mate ...
... incredibly well paid but cctv'd to the extreme.
The principal is only there for around 4 weeks a year but there's a staff of around 20 including 6 permanent security guards on shifts.
By coincidence, and on a rare visit, she's there for a masked Halloween ball and 200 pumpkins have been ordered. The gardeners have electric knives to carve them. They'll be placed around the front lawn to greet guests as they arrive.
The whole thing is on a scale you struggle to get to grips with. I'm trying to coax Mrs Smug into, at least, visiting the property for an interview but I doubt she'll want to work for a Russian again.
Anyway, I shouldn't be posting, on this thread, and disrupting it.