Serious takeover talk

[Nads]

Here’s some comedy timing.

I live opposite Wetherspoons. There’s literally a fat lass singing outside me window.

Hope it isn’t a sign....

 

[Dave_39]

Went to the talk-in tonight and Sleeves' choice for the manager was Barnsley Mick.

he said that on sky sports news this morning too

 

[Ned Doig]

he said that on sky sports news this morning too

Probably hoping he'll get a coaching job on the back of it.

 

[Smug in Boots]

I've just come out of Wetherspoons and some bloke is leaning out of his flat complaining about my singing ...

.... shortsighted bastard!!!

 

[ROKER PARK]

Here’s some comedy timing.

I live opposite Wetherspoons. There’s literally a fat lass singing outside me window.

Hope it isn’t a sign....

Was she singing a Del Shannon song though?

 

[Sam Handwich]

I could post photos of me in the south of France bodyguarding the likes of Penelope Cruz

Got any of Penelope with little to no clothing on mate.
I once shagged a girl called Penny. It's the only time i've cum into money.

 

[Nads]

Was she singing a Del Shannon song though?

Straight over my head that mate

 

[Smug in Boots]

Got any of Penelope with little to no clothing on mate.
I once shagged a girl called Penny. It's the only time i've cum into money.

Was it into her tuppence ....

 

[Nads]

I've just come out of Wetherspoons and some bloke is leaning out of his flat complaining about my singing ...

.... shortsighted bastard!!!

Was he a good looking bastard with great hair?

If so, it weren't me

 

[Sam Handwich]

Was it into her tuppence ....

Pulled out and sprayed it on her Ten Bob Bits

 

[Ned Doig]

Latest from CM at a gig tonight apparently is that the takeover is still ongoing.

 

[ROKER PARK]

Got any of Penelope with little to no clothing on mate.
I once shagged a girl called Penny. It's the only time i've cum into money.

Better than a penny farthing or indeed farting -

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[ROKER PARK]

Latest from CM at a gig tonight apparently is that the takeover is still ongoing.

Is it a saga yet?

 

[Sam Handwich]

Better than a penny farthing or indeed farting -

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Penelope Tit-Shot

 

[ROKER PARK]

Penelope Tit-Shot

Nipped in the bud.

 

[Nads]

Penelope Tit-Shot

Penelope ****-Slot.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Latest from CM at a gig tonight apparently is that the takeover is still ongoing.

Was he at Alice Cooper/The Stranglers at the 02 London

 

[Ned Doig]

Was he at Alice Cooper/The Stranglers at the 02 London

Bryan Adams at Whitley Bay Ice Rink mate.

 

[Nads]

Was actually an a Dell concert.

I’m sorry. I tried not to say it.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Bryan Adams at Whitley Bay Ice Rink mate.

He'll need to be going some Mr Adams. He's playing in Peru tonight.