Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

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Tel said:
There’s only one way you could know that for certain and that’s if you’ve only ever had sex with like 1-2 women and married them.

That’s borderline gay, mate.
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I confess that I am having difficulties following your logic, but I am prepared to bow to your experience.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I confess that I am having difficulties following your logic, but I am prepared to bow to your experience.
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You could have went home with a slapper back in your pomp and she’s let you slot her pigeon after failing to dump your goop in her hoop, we all get that problem mate, anyway I digress, you ****ed the pet pigeon... few months later out pops Matthew. Dad.
 
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Tel said:
You could have went home with a slapper back in your pomp and she’s let you slot her pigeon after failing to dump your goop in her hoop, we all get that problem mate, anyway I digress, you ****ed the pet pigeon... few months later out pops Matthew. Dad.
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I don’t remember any of that.
 
Come to think of it, I do remember getting off with a bird called Beaky, at a club in Swansea, a few years back.

I ruffled a lot of feathers, back then.
 
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