Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

Manchester United's France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, will seek to leave the club this summer, with 12 months remaining on his contract. (Manchester Evening News)

Looks like Little Ollie's luck is about to change.

 

This threads dead mate.

All about the bin sniffers

 

We’ve got a year option on his contract. He’ll be gone this summer 100% for about £120m.

His ****ing parasite agent will get nothing off us as well, so I expect it could rise to £150m if that fat **** digs his heels in.

 

The fact that we'll make a profit from him is vaguely ridiculous.

As I said elsewhere, I think he'll look mustard in a top team. The problem he's going to have is dealing with the fact that he's unlikely to be the poster boy of whichever club he goes to. The only place that he could be put forward as the star attraction is Real and their fans will turn on him in a heartbeat if he puts in a couple of mediocre performances.

Soon not to be our problem. Let's hope Woodwood doesn't get to decide where to spend the money.

 

Manchester United striker Odion Ighalo, 30, has been banned from the club's training ground over fears of a potential coronavirus risk. (Mirror)
You couldn't make it up

 

Stan won’t like this.

Not one bit.