Serious takeover talk

My best mate went to school with the son of legendary british wrestler masumbula.
Beat that!

 

My mam taught Bryan Ferry and she was Mickey Gray’s headteacher. Beat that

 

Not wanting to try and trump anyone here, but when I was little and we lived in Yorkshire, our milkman was the one and only Brian Wrigglesworth who played rugby league for Featherstone Rovers. Oh yes !!! Still feel star struck

 

I once sh*gged Mick McManus up the ar*e

 

Les kellett and giant haystacks cheering you on?

 

I cadged a tab off bobby thompson

 

I’ve got a drum stick that was Rick Bucklers that I got at a Jam concert

 

My wife had a choice between me, Dave Bartram of Showaddywaddy and Captain Scarlet, she chose me . I realise that would have made her famous and not me, but Captain Scarlet was devastated, whilst Dave wasn’t bothered and chucked her begging letters in the bin.

 

Me mam has met Bill Clinton, had dinner at the White House.

 

I used to play golf with Duncan Bannantyne and he was useless, but made up for that by being filthy rich.

 

I used to play golf with Kate Moss ...
... she made a great putter with that big forehead.

 

I used to live across the road from the parents of Boldon born actor Ian Cullen who played PC Skinner in Z cars a long time ago

 

You've unleashed a monster here riv

 

Big question is
Do you look like the milkman and did your mam get gold top for the price of silver top??

 

I might have gone to infants school with Mr Smug, leadgate primary and junior mixed, between the martyrs and the coop.
64 in November so almost the same age.

 

Loved Z Cars me

 

Janey
Do you prefer z cars or y fronts?

 

Nailed on mate, you were in the next cot in maternity at Shotley Bridge anarl ...
... and you owe me a rusk!