Greta Thunberg

I hate farting its disgusting

 

Figures

 

8 out of 10 farts stink

 

2 out of ten must be mine then

 

Some of them are ridiculously bad I have to leave the room myself to get away from it.

Can't say I've ever sat there and smelled my own farts to the point of enjoyment really.

 

This is interesting. I honestly thought everyone enjoyed there own farts.

 

I enjoy them more than the Mrs does

 

Yes because they are yours
Read the thread ffs

 

I do remember driving back to Swansea from Manchester between Christmas and New year about 20 year ago.

Was giving a mate a lift to Bristol.

My farts were so bad I couldn't handle them. It wasn't good, had to have all the windows open on the M6.

Remember that vividly. The moral must be; most of the time your own farts are fine.

 

I make it clear to woman that if they fart in my presence I will throw them out on the street

 

A few years back I was at a training course close to my mams place of work.
Just before we got out of the car, I’d unleash one of my infamous morning farts and shut the door really quickly.
When we got back to the car, my mam opened the door and physically vomited on the side of the road.
My fart had festered all day in her baking hot fiat punto, and unleashed itself on her unsuspecting schnoz!

True story!

 

What if you're already out on the street ?

 

Joking mate.

 

I would have already explained to her never to fart in my presence

 

I tell you what I've got nothing but respect for this young lady ! I've been seeing some of the abuse she's getting from people and it's really out of order. She's trying to stop greedy people ignore the possibility of the end of the human race . I think it's hilarious how little people care about their childrens children … mental.. nobody gives a **** .The human race thinks it's so clever, but it's a collective moron.

 

They are bearable but the same odour from somebody else is not acceptable !

 

Couldn't resist

 

I actually work with somebody that comes in EVERY MORNING and starts farting .
He is so uncuth and ****ing stinks .
And he thinks it's funny !

 

Sorry, I'm a sucker for a good chart