Figures
Some of them are ridiculously bad I have to leave the room myself to get away from it.Does anyone NOT like the smell of their own farts?
Honestly
Some of them are ridiculously bad I have to leave the room myself to get away from it.
Can't say I've ever sat there and smelled my own farts to the point of enjoyment really.
I enjoy them more than the Mrs doesThis is interesting. I honestly thought everyone enjoyed there own farts.

I enjoy them more than the Mrs does![]()
This is interesting. I honestly thought everyone enjoyed there own farts.
I do remember driving back to Swansea from Manchester between Christmas and New year about 20 year ago.
Was giving a mate a lift to Bristol.
My farts were so bad I couldn't handle them. It wasn't good, had to have all the windows open on the M6.
Remember that vividly. The moral must be; most of the time your own farts are fine.
I make it clear to woman that if they fart in my presence I will throw them out on the street
What if you're already out on the street ?
They are bearable but the same odour from somebody else is not acceptable !This is interesting. I honestly thought everyone enjoyed there own farts.
There was another climate change thread a few months back, at least that one had pie charts and graphs.
I actually work with somebody that comes in EVERY MORNING and starts farting .A few years back I was at a training course close to my mams place of work.
Just before we got out of the car, I’d unleash one of my infamous morning farts and shut the door really quickly.
When we got back to the car, my mam opened the door and physically vomited on the side of the road.
My fart had festered all day in her baking hot fiat punto, and unleashed itself on her unsuspecting schnoz!
True story!
Sorry, I'm a sucker for a good chart