Welcome to the Jammy LoL show.
Jammy..........know wot a meen
Lol...........no
Jammy......effing hell why does everywun ave to go long way round to xplain something to you, and it still don't sink in.
Lol........well, spel it owt then.
Jammy......if I spelled it out you still wooldnt get it.
Lol......I kan get it if you keep yor words short.
Jammy........can you reed
Lol......only wen yu keep ya words short dunt mek ya sen sen sent lines too long an dunt yuse ful stops or comers that confuddles me
Jammy.......confuddles me too I dont know why any wun wood use them they make no sence
Lol.......see we the intelgent wuns on ere we no wen sumfink dunt mek sence
Jammy.........yeah it's called good comand a inglish langwich
Lol........that dunt mek sense
Jammy......what dunt
Lol......comanding the English lang lang lan langwich
Jammy.......no you dipstik we know what makes sence cos we are good comanders of inglish langwich
Lol...... am glad you no ow to spel langwich its a bit long for me.
Jammy......you rekon LL will reed this
Lol.......ye but he wunt no wot we meen cos hes a dumby.........he voted leeve
Jammy.......good point leevers I meen leavers have lost plot
Lol.......we cud get ower own bak on im ya no cos I get fed up of my arse beein burned wen he shooots me down in flams
Jammy.......yeah me too what you got in mind
Lol......noffin
Jammy.....nothin ---- that makes thinking ard dun it.............