Woman/Females/Objects

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text her saying
"so tell me more about you"
She'll say "like what"
you say "ok i'll ask you some questions an you answer lol"
she'll say "ok"
you then ask aload of questions, age, height, size, best feature, bra size etc etc
she replies saying "34-dd, and best feature is her tits" an some other **** you dont care about
you reply "oo sounds nice:P, can i see ;) hehe"
she sends "
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"
????
Profit.
 
text her saying
"so tell me more about you"
She'll say "like what"
you say "ok i'll ask you some questions an you answer lol"
she'll say "ok"
you then ask aload of questions, age, height, size, best feature, bra size etc etc
she replies saying "34-dd, and best feature is her tits" an some other **** you dont care about
you reply "oo sounds nice:P, can i see ;) hehe"
she sends "
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"
????
Profit.

<laugh>
 
Give her a hanky, and ask her if it smells of chlorophorm. Repeat.

<laugh>

That reminded me of a scene in an episode of Leverage. One of the characters had to snatch a target and she said to the target "Does this rag smell like chlorophorm?". It was good stuff.