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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    #81 jenthesaint1990

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    :bandit:
     
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  2. jerseymackem

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    Give her a hanky, and ask her if it smells of chlorophorm. Repeat.
     
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  3. Nazara

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    is her name jen by any chance? <laugh>
     
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  4. MrWright!

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    text her saying
    "so tell me more about you"
    She'll say "like what"
    you say "ok i'll ask you some questions an you answer lol"
    she'll say "ok"
    you then ask aload of questions, age, height, size, best feature, bra size etc etc
    she replies saying "34-dd, and best feature is her tits" an some other **** you dont care about
    you reply "oo sounds nice:p, can i see ;) hehe"
    she sends "
    please log in to view this image
    "
    ????
    Profit.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No comment :p
     
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  7. Nazara

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    haha busted! think we should just come clean and tell the truth about our passionate love affair SFTW.
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    <laugh>

    That reminded me of a scene in an episode of Leverage. One of the characters had to snatch a target and she said to the target "Does this rag smell like chlorophorm?". It was good stuff.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It may just be a coincidence that the girl is from Southampton and supports Southampton <ok>
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    :p what love affair <laugh>
     
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  12. MrWright!

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    Try it, i guarantee if you try it with 5 random girls, youll atleast get 1 picture.
     
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