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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 26, 2019.

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ooohhhhh you little ****.
     
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    Libby, Aug 27, 2019
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Has @brb changed Ron Jeremies title yet?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 27, 2019
  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I like the tickle on my chin of a hairy beaver.

    The bristle on a shaved one ffs...

    Has anyone come across a bleeched anus?
    Our lass showed me hers the other day.
    Wonderfully pink, looks way better than that brown ****.
    Tastes better too.

    Slice of lemon between the butt cheeks if anyone wants to try it. :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 29, 2019
  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    All the goodness is gone then no?
     
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    Sucky, Aug 30, 2019
  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You like salty?

    I much prefer the sweet bitterness of a hint of lemon.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 30, 2019
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ask anyone on here.

    I love my sweetcorn bro:bandit:
     
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    Sucky, Aug 30, 2019
  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Is that you, John Wayne? ... is this me?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Aug 30, 2019
  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    There's a post on here of me saying I would eat the sweetcorn from yovanna ventura bum sticks.

    I stand by that
     
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    Sucky, Aug 30, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    pics of this hussy.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 30, 2019
  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    well i lasted 4 minutes, she looks great, gotta be the worlds ****est kickboxer ever tho.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 30, 2019
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That's 3mins more than me usually <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Aug 30, 2019
  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I would eat if from your prison purse.
    Knowing where it came from would be enough for me
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 30, 2019
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'd wait till you recycled it and eat it again.
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    AMA

    Arse
    Mouth
    and if anything left
    Arse again
     
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    gooner4ever, Aug 30, 2019
  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Are you gay?

    Asking for friend.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 30, 2019
  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I can ask for myself cheers :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Sucky, Aug 30, 2019
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    What's his stance?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Aug 31, 2019
  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Feet about 2ft apart, and bent over,
     
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    Commachio, Aug 31, 2019
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> ... predictable ... but still brought a chuckle
     
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    FosseFilberto, Aug 31, 2019
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