You already stole my Pded Piper line so go ahead and take another one. All you have to do is admit I am actually the WUM master, yeah?
It will always stand as a testament to just how many people from various teams wound you up. The only way you could cope and make sense of it was to pretend that I had secretly gathered them all into my cult to organise planned attacks on you
Nothing so grand, Pix. It’s merely a collective noun for you and a small handful of rimmers and brown nosers, principally the Clunge Commander, Skiddy, and now Matth. It’s hardly at “Wicker Man” proportions, mate.
Well you certainly couldn't correlate clunge with Fatty could you although he may get lucky and run over a blue rinser in the Con club car park as winter approaches.
Come off it mate, I know you've tried to play it down. But at one point you could count the number of people on one hand who weren't in the Pded, as so many people were taking the piss out of you. You even made a cartoon of it including @Tobes @Stan and others, because they'd shredded you. The Pded have had you calling the Old Bill, threatening legal action and crying to have everybody banned. They are the greatest wumsters on this site.