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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 26, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If shaved fannies remind you of babies then you’re ****ing weird. Ain’t got no time for pubes, completely redundant on a woman.
     
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  2. He wouldn’t be interested in any of that, mate.

    If it’s not straggling out the gusset, he can’t get wood.
     
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    There you go mate ... all I know for sure is that I've rattled Barry's vajazzle <laugh> ...
     
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    This ^

    To reach straight for that comparison is ****ing odd. Then again it was Colin, the 70’s bush explorer.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Clunge Commander Fosse <laugh>

    @brb you know what to do bruv <rofl>
     
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    <laugh> ... I think you are just baring your soul now Quents ... do you still need to sniff the linament in Rupert's jockstrap to 'man up ?


    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Senator Barry's power has gone right to his head ... what a twat <laugh>
     
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    ...and I respect your preference ... shame that Barry Limpstick can't respect mine ... but that's hypocrites for you <cheers>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Waxing is for winners. If I ever pulled a bird who had a massive hairy ferret I’d stick her straight out the door, don’t come back, delete my number, you’re a disgrace love.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You need to calm down with the nicknames mate, I’ve no idea who you’re talking about most of the time.
     
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    It’s his ‘hilarious’ banter mate, only he can’t do banter, as the minute the banter is aimed at him, he starts trying to make personal digs, that are usually based on him reckoning he was a bigger playa back in the 70’s and ‘I could still pull now if I wanted to’ type bollocks.
     
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    If Jennifer Anniston had a furry beaver I wouldn’t **** her. FACT.
    I wouldn’t even let her suck me off if I knew what was down there.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Response in kind ... Barry is calling me Colin for some reason (it's not my name) ... so I narrowed him down to either a Barry, Darren or Wayne ... went with Barry ... can't change it now .. would be too confusing <laugh>
     
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    Bit of a bizarre post that.
     
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    Bullshit.

    You have childish nicknames for virtually every ****er on here, you mange ridden old fox.

    You got labelled Colin Hunt in return for your ‘cartoon socks’ type humour, so you’re telling lies again old bean.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Most folk could probably pull nowadays, many birds don’t make lads graft anymore, dirty hoes who just want a lad to pay for their fillers.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bizarre in the sense that you believe pubes are handy for something, like Brexit will make us all homeless and when winter sets in we will have to all burrow into a fat bird’s muff?
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think I was Teletubby. <laugh>
     
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    Calm down Bazzer <laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> you were mate ... but you earned your stripes ...
     
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