Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

No mate cos if everyone followed me on twatter I'd be on there now plugging fit-tea in a leotard making bare p's

 

I don't understand most of that.

 

My favourite moment from yesterday’s game was, When Daniel James scoring on his debut, He went through a lot before he joined us, His dad died a couple of months ago, The celebration told It’s own story, I’m genuinely pleased for him.

I want sum to ease him into the team, Let him come off the bench for the last 20 minutes like he did yesterday.

 

Shocking mate.

 

Need to what?

 

Ignore him Matthew ... he is known to put his willy in plastic sheep, even when everyone else is diligently reducing plastic useage .. he has no respect for the environment ... the utter ****.

 

You do mate you just don't know who I am is all. Its all good bro I like your twitter.

 

Translation :

If everyone followed me on twitter, I'd use the platform to promote stuff for companies and get paid for doing so.

The leotard bit you need Instagram for

 

For example @luvgonzo

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I should be a teacher

 

Is that you Sucky?

I think I love you mate...

 

You really shouldn't.

 

I see you hit your 2 page match day thread maximum. After a 4 0 win you must be thrilled...

 

Now today kids, we'll learn how to cook up crack cocaine.

 

And after lunch, we'll be learning how to clone a credit card.

 

Tomorrow is stripping your flat before moving, pikey style.

 

Homework : How to remove the gas pipes without blowing yourself up.

 

I was going to say that he could teach them to roll a biff but the **** can't really do that himself yet.

Might have to bring in a supply teacher.

 

BOOM!

#matthburn

 

How many times you been banned now?