Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Sucky]

Doesn't everyone?

No mate cos if everyone followed me on twatter I'd be on there now plugging fit-tea in a leotard making bare p's

 

[luvgonzo]

No mate cos if everyone followed me on twatter I'd be on there now plugging fit-tea in a leotard making bare p's

I don't understand most of that.

 

[Matth_2014]

My favourite moment from yesterday’s game was, When Daniel James scoring on his debut, He went through a lot before he joined us, His dad died a couple of months ago, The celebration told It’s own story, I’m genuinely pleased for him.

I want sum to ease him into the team, Let him come off the bench for the last 20 minutes like he did yesterday.

 

[brb]

I didnt do anything wrong, All I did was defend myself.

Shocking mate.

 

[brb]

Reported you for what?!
In order for someone to report you, you need to transgress in some way......

Need to what?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Incorrect as usual, I’m not a homophobe or a racist, I was defending myself because someone kept tagging me and was saying that United were going to make a signing, When I clearly never said that.

Ignore him Matthew ... he is known to put his willy in plastic sheep, even when everyone else is diligently reducing plastic useage .. he has no respect for the environment ... the utter ****.

 

[Sucky]

No I don’t.

You do mate you just don't know who I am is all. Its all good bro I like your twitter.

 

[Sucky]

I don't understand most of that.

Translation :

If everyone followed me on twitter, I'd use the platform to promote stuff for companies and get paid for doing so.

The leotard bit you need Instagram for

 

[Sucky]

Translation :

If everyone followed me on twitter, I'd use the platform to promote stuff for companies and get paid for doing so.

The leotard bit you need Instagram for

For example @luvgonzo

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[Sucky]

I should be a teacher

 

[Rorschach]

For example @luvgonzo

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Is that you Sucky?

I think I love you mate...

 

[luvgonzo]

I should be a teacher

You really shouldn't.

 

[Rorschach]

An early season reminder that there’s no duller thread on this forum than a match thread on the Liverpool board.

I see you hit your 2 page match day thread maximum. After a 4 0 win you must be thrilled...

 

[Libby]

You really shouldn't.

Now today kids, we'll learn how to cook up crack cocaine.

 

[PINKIE]

Now today kids, we'll learn how to cook up crack cocaine.

And after lunch, we'll be learning how to clone a credit card.

 

[Libby]

And after lunch, we'll be learning how to clone a credit card.

Tomorrow is stripping your flat before moving, pikey style.

 

[PINKIE]

Tomorrow is stripping your flat before moving, pikey style.

Homework : How to remove the gas pipes without blowing yourself up.

 

[Libby]

Homework : How to remove the gas pipes without blowing yourself up.

I was going to say that he could teach them to roll a biff but the **** can't really do that himself yet.

Might have to bring in a supply teacher.

 

[Skylarker]

Yet again, Incorrectly, I know We beat you yesterday, But there’s no need to have a go at me.

BOOM!

[HASHTAG]#matthburn[/HASHTAG]

 

[Skylarker]

The person in question and someone else kept reporting me to Twitter, I’m not talking about it anymore.

How many times you been banned now?