The toon guy

Sorry couldnt resist

Im out of here

 

Don’t forget that away fans usually stay in Newcastle mate for Mackem games. We have buildings with windows and roofs on there. Quite a treat in the context of Some parts of the North East . The town was mobbed with Oxford last night. All well behaved and enjoying the comparably cheap beer and infinitely cheaper women

 

I'm good fella, seems your boy Captain chod wants to kill myself, tel and libby, and sent @brb a few pm's which he's pissed about.

anyway FTM.

 

You live in Consett ffs ya piked hillbilly, you don't even have running water.

 

What’s water?
We just scrub ourselves with dock leaves and drink piss.
What is this anyway.. a new game of **** town too trumps,
That’s given me an idea for a thread... **** town too trump categories!.

 

Top trumps ya stupid ****.

Are ya liking fathead in charge?

actually no need to answer, as i couldn't give a ****


you missed me on the toon board

 

He's an arsehole.

You've done the right thing.

 

Hahaha

 

I did try to say mate.
but to no avail.

 

In the book it was the ankles (I think).

 

you wanna see my new fillet knife

 

it was ankles...read on mate

 

I always come on late and catch up, some posts just need answering before you get to the end

 

have i told you about my new knives and tv?

 

You have mentioned the knives a lot, I just read other peoples posts about the TV

 

well **** you

my mum and dad visited me today, to neb at the TV cos they are nosey ****s, but i glided my dad towards my knives. I could see the look on his face, as if to say 'oh ffs'

 

Richmond sausages are ****ing horrible

 

Why is everyone obsessed with ****ing sausages on here?