Yeah, won't book it until next year.
. The town was mobbed with Oxford last night. All well behaved and enjoying the comparably cheap beer and infinitely cheaper women 
I'm good fella, seems your boy Captain chod wants to kill myself, tel and libby, and sent @brb a few pm's which he's pissed about.Currently in the middle of quite a large big storm up in hillbilly land. Lightening the works.
Even the banjo players have gone in. Lasses still out in skimpy dresses though.
All good fella. Hope all is well with your good self?
You live in Consett ffs ya piked hillbilly, you don't even have running water.Don’t forget that away fans usually stay in Newcastle mate for Mackem games. We have buildings with windows and roofs on there. Quite a treat in the context of Some parts of the North East. The town was mobbed with Oxford last night. All well behaved and enjoying the comparably cheap beer and infinitely cheaper women
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You live in Consett ffs ya piked hillbilly, you don't even have running water.

Top trumps ya stupid ****.What’s water?
We just scrub ourselves with dock leaves and drink piss.
What is this anyway.. a new game of **** town too trumps,
That’s given me an idea for a thread... **** town too trump categories!.

Banned him for sending his unacceptable thoughts behind PM.
It didn't make pretty reading and he will not be welcome back on this forum.
He's an arsehole.
You've done the right thing.
I did try to say mate.He's an arsehole.
You've done the right thing.
In the book it was the ankles (I think).Sledgehammer to the knees
you wanna see my new fillet knifeIn the book it was the ankles (I think).

In the book it was the ankles (I think).

I always come on late and catch up, some posts just need answering before you get to the endit was ankles...read on mate![]()

have i told you about my new knives and tv?I always come on late and catch up, some posts just need answering before you get to the end![]()

You have mentioned the knives a lot, I just read other peoples posts about the TVhave i told you about my new knives and tv?![]()

well **** youYou have mentioned the knives a lot, I just read other peoples posts about the TV![]()

well **** you
my mum and dad visited me today, to neb at the TV cos they are nosey ****s, but i glided my dad towards my knives. I could see the look on his face, as if to say 'oh ffs'![]()

well **** you
my mum and dad visited me today, to neb at the TV cos they are nosey ****s, but i glided my dad towards my knives. I could see the look on his face, as if to say 'oh ffs'![]()

Richmond sausages are ****ing horribleYou can't choke on Richmond skinless mate not without great difficulty