Off Topic Fitness regimes?

[Mr Hatem]

No it isn't

Is this the full half hour?

 

[Amin Arrears]

Just ketchup on a hot dog for me.

Just cheese on a burger.

Just butter in a bacon butty.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

@dennisboothstash what's your exercise plan today?

 

[dennisboothstash]

@dennisboothstash what's your exercise plan today?

Did a few press ups this morning, but now I’m eating a flapjack so it’s a mixed bag today

 

[Blaknamberblood]

My body is a temple ........ it's in ruins !

 

[Des Head]

Colman’s English on Gammon or a Burger but it’s got to be squirty yank stuff on a hot dog. It mixes well with the ketchup & onions.

This, of course, is the correct answer. Though you have to remember to shake the bottle first otherwise you spunk vinegar all over your sausage.

 

[Mr Hatem]

This, of course, is the correct answer. Though you have to remember to shake the bottle first otherwise you spunk vinegar all over your sausage.

Ooo err missus.

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

Did a few press ups this morning, but now I’m eating a flapjack so it’s a mixed bag today

Did a few press ups? That's what they call it these days.

 

[Stockholm Tiger]

Your all amateurs Swedes top their hotdogs with Shrimp Salad and Roasted Onions.....

It's a lot better than it sounds..

 

[Mr Hatem]

If only you lot knew what went into hotdogs, you wouldn't eat them.

 

[highpeak tiger]

you wouldn't eat them.

I don't!

 

[Kempton]

If only you lot knew what went into hotdogs, you wouldn't eat them.

This is true. I stick a big sausage in mine...

 

[Mr Hatem]

This is true. I stick a big sausage in mine...

Are you coming out?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

English mustard on everything (that’s an appropriate foodstuff for the application of mustard).

All other mustards are like Welshmen: uninspiring, unpleasant and unwanted, especially when spread liberally over a rump of lamb.


American mustard is watery, weak and overly yellow.

French mustard is vinegary filth.


A country gets a mustard which reflects its national character, I guess.

It’s a mustard masterpiece Ernie is that

 

[Noggin The Nog]

2 hours on the weights, followed by a hour walking 3.2 miles on the treadmill, five times a week. Little wonder I'm shagged.

 

[dennisboothstash]

2 hours on the weights, followed by a hour walking 3.2 miles on the treadmill, five times a week. Little wonder I'm shagged.

Are you retired?
How the **** do you find time for all that?

 

[DMD]

2 hours on the weights, followed by a hour walking 3.2 miles on the treadmill, five times a week. Little wonder I'm shagged.

I don't get 'walking' on a treadmill while the streets are still free, but why the 0.2?

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

I don't get 'walking' on a treadmill while the streets are still free, but why the 0.2?

I wondered that! Seems a weirdly precise number.... why not 3 or 3.5? 3.2 is just weird

 

[dennisboothstash]

I wondered that! Seems a weirdly precise number.... why not 3 or 3.5? 3.2 is just weird

Isn’t it 5k?
(Not checked though)

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Isn’t it 5k?
(Not checked though)

Nowhere near. It:s 5.1499K