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ping pong

 

Photoshopped onto Benzema’s body

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Fat ****(for a pro baller)

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Is that for real? What magazine?

 

AS Marca, July 9, 2019 Edition

They even forgot to photoshop the Tatts above Hazards left wrist

 

Ffs

Too many McDonalds in the summer.

 

I’m glad see to that it’s not just me.

 

Mcdees is really bad for you mate, makes you fat too

 

I actually think I celebrated it a little, but knowing me that isn't really surprising

Ibra >>> Saints

 

United have apparently just tabled a £80 million bid for Harry Maguire ...

... in other news there are reports of a lot of blubbing in Weymouth

 

You had your arse handed to you mate ... showed that you can't take it ... called me into your beef with Sucky, then when I pointed out that Quents was a fellow (if inferior) alternative board name giver you went full on spaz and needed yet another poll to help stiffen your pole

 

So I said something along the lines of

'Sucky making nick names even Fosse would raise an eyebrow at'

and Fosse has been flapping ever since FFS

 

I'm having a great time on hols Gimli, but thanks for your concern ... you and a few other melts have had me chuckling in my ice cold beers ... you most tbf ... seething in your little dungarees because VVD might not be the world's most expensive defender for much longer ... and it's a Leicester player that will surpass it ... must bring back memories of 2015/16 all over again ... you need to let it go bru ... all that anger gonna eat you up inside

 

Yeah, he bites on pretty much everything, especially when you high-light how Miranda-esque his humour is.

 

Cool story Spurmilocks ... but my point proven ... no need to involve me ... and all I did was opine that your mate Quents came up with far more 'cringey' (the word you actually used) names than me ... you then went full spaz out spursy ... it's there for all to see ...

 

He won’t like that mate, he wants to say Van Dijk is worth £150m+ and at the same time won’t have it that Maguire’s fee is higher than Van Dijk’s fee that they paid.

 

you still smarting at me making you look like a twat, Hernia? ... sorry mate ... and I've never watched Miranda, but you seem an avid viewer? ... no wonder Aldo had you blubbing so easily

 

Goowon fosse

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He's been cryng like a little bitch ever since we made our valuation public

 

I saw it for 5 minutes and didn't laugh at any of the attempts at humour, which is why I associate it with you. And who had me blubbing? Aldo? LOL, think you'll find it was the other way around, that's why he started fantasizing that my life has been as **** and worthless as his.

 

He’s just a bit down cos they’ve only signed a couple of kids for the ladies reserves team.