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VVD is favourite to win the Ballon D'or.

Maguire or any Utd defender won't come close, anytime soon... or previously.

They're the facts here. Sorry if that's offensive but let's stick to the facts, please.

Thanks.

United have apparently just tabled a £80 million bid for Harry Maguire ...

... in other news there are reports of a lot of blubbing in Weymouth <laugh>
 
My ‘Is Fosse in Denial’ thread seems to have broken him

You had your arse handed to you mate ... showed that you can't take it ... called me into your beef with Sucky, then when I pointed out that Quents was a fellow (if inferior) alternative board name giver you went full on spaz and needed yet another poll to help stiffen your pole <cheers>
 
So I said something along the lines of

'Sucky making nick names even Fosse would raise an eyebrow at'

and Fosse has been flapping ever since FFS
 
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What a sad **** he is. He's on holiday with his family but spent the afternoon arguing on not606.

<laugh> I'm having a great time on hols Gimli, but thanks for your concern ... you and a few other melts have had me chuckling in my ice cold beers ... you most tbf ... seething in your little dungarees because VVD might not be the world's most expensive defender for much longer ... and it's a Leicester player that will surpass it ... must bring back memories of 2015/16 all over again ... you need to let it go bru ... all that anger gonna eat you up inside <cheers>
 
So I said something along the lines of

'Sucky making nick names even Fosse would raise an eyebrow at'

and Fosse has been flapping ever since FFS

Cool story Spurmilocks ... but my point proven ... no need to involve me ... and all I did was opine that your mate Quents came up with far more 'cringey' (the word you actually used) names than me ... you then went full spaz out spursy ... it's there for all to see ...<cheers>
 
United have apparently just tabled a £80 million bid for Harry Maguire ...

... in other news there are reports of a lot of blubbing in Weymouth <laugh>

He won’t like that mate, he wants to say Van Dijk is worth £150m+ and at the same time won’t have it that Maguire’s fee is higher than Van Dijk’s fee that they paid.
 
Yeah, he bites on pretty much everything, especially when you high-light how Miranda-esque his humour is.

<laugh> you still smarting at me making you look like a twat, Hernia? ... sorry mate ... and I've never watched Miranda, but you seem an avid viewer? ... no wonder Aldo had you blubbing so easily <cheers>
 
He won’t like that mate, he wants to say Van Dijk is worth £150m+ and at the same time won’t have it that Maguire’s fee is higher than Van Dijk’s fee that they paid.

He's been cryng like a little bitch ever since we made our valuation public <laugh>
 
<laugh> you still smarting at me making you look like a twat, Hernia? ... sorry mate ... and I've never watched Miranda, but you seem an avid viewer? ... no wonder Aldo had you blubbing so easily <cheers>
I saw it for 5 minutes and didn't laugh at any of the attempts at humour, which is why I associate it with you. And who had me blubbing? Aldo? LOL, think you'll find it was the other way around, that's why he started fantasizing that my life has been as **** and worthless as his.