You are such a ****, Sir Ben
You need to ‘fess up to your Kebab past. Get it off you chest.
Confession
- Thread starter big vern
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You need to ‘fess up to your Kebab past. Get it off you chest.
Where as Big Vern been anyway and why do people get to het up by him ?
She did Spag Bol, it was tasteless, but you can't say that can you.
He's the wrong kind of ****.
Whereas I’m totally the right kind of ****
He’s the sort of bloke who orders a Guinness last in a round when everybody else is gasping.
He's the sort of bloke who orders a Creme de Menthe top on your round and hides in the bog on his....
You are without any doubt, a proper **** LBIAWhereas I’m totally the right kind of ****
Or the sort of bloke who asks for the different flavours of crisps and settles for plain.
It was a self appointed Knighthood as a way of highlighting the inadequacies of the system.
Nah not ever, although they can if you cook it.
Men cook when there’s a woman in the house!!!
Isn’t it enough we have sex with them!?!
Worlds gone mad
Why would you have sex with them if there’s food in the house?
Female advice - Correct, Kemps, recommend don’t say that, or you could find yourself wearing the Spag Bol, or worse, although I understand that hospital food isn’t too bad these days!
Back to Big Vern, we may all be doing him a bad service, he does usually chip in with transfer updates in transfer windows, obtained via the big buxom wench in the club shop? There again, no ...bullshit full of.