From time to time a bit of low flying bullshit makes me laugh. For that reason alone, welcome back. I'm glad you've come clean. At long last I'll be able to get to sleep at night.
The irony is, I do a cracking spag bol, Tigress. I got it from Delias how to cook, Book One and Mz Kempton loved it, but she can't be arsed because it takes ages reducing the Tomatoes down. The lazy mare. Delia also taught me how to cook perfect rice, every time. Delias a woman, so I'm allowed to say this. I bet you do a lovely spag bol, Tigress
This maybe treading on dangerously thin ice but I’ve never met a woman that can cook as good as I can, the current miss red is awful.... microwave Millie.... she has a moto... excuse the swearing... get the ****er on the plate, as fast as possible..... back to big Vern...anyone who is that full of ****, I suppose it has to come out somewhere!!!!! The weakest point....
