Rangers v Celtic

[pineappleupsidedown]

**** off is that Pud

**** off...

I don't wear Celtic taps

 

[Pattern Of Assistance]

I don't think they actually shagged them. I know thats what runs through Yermaws heid on a daily basis but he's a weirdo.

^^^Felched by Torbinator^^^

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Pattern Of Assistance]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Oh dear...

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[monacoger]

Only show in town.

Their Champions League showdown with the Hoops represents the most high-profile and lucrative fixture in the club's history and Tehva reckons the scale of the fixture will be on a par with the heavy metal giants bringing their WorldWired tour to the city of Tartu, 116 miles south of Tallinn.

The gig is expected to draw 60,000 fans to the Raadi Airfield tonight - less than a fortnight before Celtic visit in the return leg of the second qualifying round tie.

And Tehva said: “We are proud to be able to bring a club like Celtic to Tallinn and I believe it is just as big an event as the Metallica concert.

Kalju have switched the home leg against Celtic from their modest 5000-capacity Kadriorg Stadium to the national stadium in Tallinn.

They have also struck the club's biggest TV deal ever show the clash live.

However, Tehva is adamant the game is about much more than money.

He told Postimees: “I believe this is the biggest television contract in the club's history but the value of this television contract is not only measured in money - but how many people see Estonian football and Estonian culture.

Wow, you must be buzzing about this

 

[monacoger]

Reports coming through on social media saying Candyman has agreed terms with some Turkish team. Anybody on here heard anything or is it bollocks?

 

[DevAdvocate]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Oh dear...

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Oh dear indeed.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Reports coming through on social media saying Candyman has agreed terms with some Turkish team. Anybody on here heard anything or is it bollocks?

Didn't hear anything but here's Sammy Davies Jr to entertain you

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)

 

[monacoger]

Didn't hear anything but here's Sammy Davies Jr to entertain you

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)

****ing nutjob!

 

[Mind The Duck]

First tranch of Swedish reserve defenders transfer fee has been found

 

[monacoger]

First tranch of Swedish reserve defenders transfer fee has been found

*tranche, you ****ing idiot!

 

[Mick O'Toon]

*tranche, you ****ing idiot!

Think trench might work better.

 

[If in doubt]

Dons ****ting the bed already.

 

[Toley Fart]

ffs!

Telt ye yous were oot!!

Trev is off to see the famous later.

WATP

 

[Toby]

We're playing Ajax

[HASHTAG]#actuallyElite[/HASHTAG]

 

[Ciaran]

We're playing Ajax

[HASHTAG]#actuallyElite[/HASHTAG]

Yous will be playing in Belfast if Crusaders don't throw away a 2 goal lead later.

 

[If in doubt]

Sheep away goal. Cosgrove pen.

 

[Ciaran]

Sheep away goal. Cosgrove pen.

On anywhere Doug?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

On anywhere Doug?

You not at The Open?