The Drunk Thread

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I wondered if it may make you drink a few extra bottles rather sharpish?
Nah, two is usually my limit. I've always liked a drink. I'm absolutely certain it will be the death of me. But hey, I'm fifty now, I've probably got another 20 at most.
I took my right eye out last November with a piece of wire. **** it, I think I'm gonna drink myself to death. Not a bad way to go.
 
Nah, two is usually my limit. I've always liked a drink. I'm absolutely certain it will be the death of me. But hey, I'm fifty now, I've probably got another 20 at most.
I took my right eye out last November with a piece of wire. **** it, I think I'm gonna drink myself to death. Not a bad way to go.

Well I hope not mate.

But fwiw life can be a bitch and none of us know what the fck's going to happen to us in the next year let alone 20... or then again it could be 40. Either way, all the best mate.
 
We should probably end this conversation now, given how utterly petrified I am.

Whether you are petrified or not isn't the point.

You're giving it large making insults and derogatory comments about someone who absolutely won't take any ****. I'm sorry that your macho image of yourself cannot handle that simple truth, but it is the truth.