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Quit jiving lil Sis to that dumb ass nonsense and listen to the maestro on the piano.....pure raw emotional blues..... .brings back you confidence in real music by real artists.
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Watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night and all of a sudden the guy on the triangle disappeared.

Coming out of Asda this morning, there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.
I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I felt generous, as I'd just found £2,000 in the car park.

My telly's just blown up.
Wish I could afford a real one.

Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will.
I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now!

My wife just said that she doesn't know what the cloning machine does.
I said, "That makes two of us."
 
Quit jiving lil Sis to that dumb ass nonsense and listen to the maestro on the piano.....pure raw emotional blues..... .brings back you confidence in real music by real artists.
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Could have been Pete Townsend & Rod Stewart had they formed a band together :emoticon-0100-smile