Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

[PINKIE]

Matth Airways

No Asians or gays allowed.

Bag of dried wasps for the in flight meal.

 

[Saintmagic]

Matth Airways

No Asians or gays allowed.

That's Koscielny ****ed then

 

[Spurlock]

That's Koscielny ****ed then

He doesn’t look Asian at all

Da fk

 

[Saintmagic]

He doesn’t look Asian at all

Da fk

I know

 

[Libby]

Steve Bruce for the Toon

So much for Shiek N’Vac, City like spending and Rafa staying

Even Fat Sam has said No.

They've been screaming that they'd like a local lad tbf

 

[PINKIE]

They've been screaming that they'd like a local lad tbf

They should give the job to Jimmy Nail

 

[Spurlock]

I know

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[Saintmagic]

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How many spliffs you had today?


No Asians or gays allowed

 

[Spurlock]

How many spliffs you had today?


No Asians or gays allowed

What’s with the Racism?

 

[Zanjinho]

**** him. If he wants to do his BA Baracus impression ‘I ain’t gettin’ on no plane’ because he’s spat his dummy out, then we should just let him rot in the reserves.

I know it’s funny for all the oppo fans, and I’d be there **** stirring if it was a spurs player, but ultimately it’s really unprofessional. He wants a move, and we want to sell him, but he’s got a year left on his contract so we want a fee, not to just cancel his contract and let him go for sweet fa. Cheeky ****.

If you have to explain a joke.....

 

[Spurlock]

If you have to explain a joke.....

So BA Baracus from the A team did not like flying. He would refuse to get on a Plane...like kochelny has for the Goonz pre season trip

 

[FosseFilberto]

Reports that we have made an offer for talented Belgian midfielder Dennis Praet of Samdoria who is a target of AC Milan and Arsenal. The offer is around the €20 million mark. Apparently Arsenal have immediately made a counter offer of around €10 million, a handful of magic beans and Laurent Koscielny's surplus thermal flight socks.










I may have made the last bit up

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Dennis Praet and Youri Tielemans ffs what is this 2015?

 

[Skylarker]

Reports that we have made an offer for talented Belgian midfielder Dennis Praet of Samdoria who is a target of AC Milan and Arsenal. The offer is around the €20 million mark. Apparently Arsenal have immediately made a counter offer of around €10 million, a handful of magic beans and Laurent Koscielny's surplus thermal flight socks.










I may have made the last bit up

Yeah okay Ringpiece, he's ****e.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Yeah okay Ringpiece, he's ****e.

...but still better than Naby Savage, Skylar Carŕ

 

[Skylarker]

...but still better than Naby Savage, Skylar Carŕ

Ok Mr Ring... Dennis can polish Nabys CL medal.

 

[Skylarker]

Harvey Elliot would probably get in your midfield ffs

 

[FosseFilberto]

Ok Mr Ring... Dennis can polish Nabys CL medal.

... and his EPL runners up medal ... perhaps Mahrez or Kante might let him have one of their spare winners medals eh? Skylar Carr

 

[Skylarker]

... and his EPL runners up medal ... perhaps Mahrez or Kante might let him have one of their spare winners medals eh? Skylar Carr

I'm sure an African player would prefer to keep his CL medal... Naby says thanks for the offer, then text me saying who's that slimey ****er.

 

[Libby]

Reports that we have made an offer for talented Belgian midfielder Dennis Praet of Samdoria who is a target of AC Milan and Arsenal. The offer is around the €20 million mark. Apparently Arsenal have immediately made a counter offer of around €10 million, a handful of magic beans and Laurent Koscielny's surplus thermal flight socks.










I may have made the last bit up

We were linked to him years ago.