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Thinking of creating a political party whose only policy is bringing in the death penalty for people who have long and clearly not urgent conversations on packed commuter trains.
 
Washing machine spilled it's guts on me the other day, so had to buy a new one. Got it delivered today but the **** is a couple of inches taller than the old one. Trouble is I'd built a worktop off of the old one going around the edge of my shed, so I had to rip that ****er out to get the new machine in.

Tomorrow will be spent trying to adapt the worktop to fit around the new washer, with lots of ****, bollocks, **** and poxy **** ****er thrown in to help the job go nice and smoothly.
 
Washing machine spilled it's guts on me the other day, so had to buy a new one. Got it delivered today but the **** is a couple of inches taller than the old one. Trouble is I'd built a worktop off of the old one going around the edge of my shed, so I had to rip that ****er out to get the new machine in.

Tomorrow will be spent trying to adapt the worktop to fit around the new washer, with lots of ****, bollocks, **** and poxy **** ****er thrown in to help the job go nice and smoothly.

Should have measured the old one and the height of the worktop before ordering the new one bruv.

That’ll learn yer, you slack twat <ok>
 
Should have measured the old one and the height of the worktop before ordering the new one bruv.

That’ll learn yer, you slack twat <ok>

Yeah, I'll do that next time.

Just assumed all washing machines would be the same height ....
 
Washing machine spilled it's guts on me the other day, so had to buy a new one. Got it delivered today but the **** is a couple of inches taller than the old one. Trouble is I'd built a worktop off of the old one going around the edge of my shed, so I had to rip that ****er out to get the new machine in.

Tomorrow will be spent trying to adapt the worktop to fit around the new washer, with lots of ****, bollocks, **** and poxy **** ****er thrown in to help the job go nice and smoothly.

Why didn't you just take the lid off the machine to fit it under the unit?
 
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Probably running off an extension lead, with a tumble dryer plugged in too - waiting for the socket to melt and burn the shed down....then bang in an insurance claim to rebuild the whole thing again with the worktop higher.


Or wired into next door’s leccy supply!...:bandit:
 
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