Off Topic The Burly Arms

Thinking of creating a political party whose only policy is bringing in the death penalty for people who have long and clearly not urgent conversations on packed commuter trains.

 

Almost mate, Corbyn caught sucking off a Jihadi dog.

 

Washing machine spilled it's guts on me the other day, so had to buy a new one. Got it delivered today but the **** is a couple of inches taller than the old one. Trouble is I'd built a worktop off of the old one going around the edge of my shed, so I had to rip that ****er out to get the new machine in.

Tomorrow will be spent trying to adapt the worktop to fit around the new washer, with lots of ****, bollocks, **** and poxy **** ****er thrown in to help the job go nice and smoothly.

 

Should have measured the old one and the height of the worktop before ordering the new one bruv.

That’ll learn yer, you slack twat

 

Yeah, I'll do that next time.

Just assumed all washing machines would be the same height ....

 

They’re not mate

 

Thanks for that mate. Now I know.

 

Nah all different dozy. Mine is 5ft 4. My old one was 5ft 8.

 

Why didn't you just take the lid off the machine to fit it under the unit?

 

Almost as basic as forgetting to fill up.

 

rocky 4.

 

You fooking twat

 

WTF?

Top tip: some fridges are bigger than other fridges.

 

Unless you've gone for something that has an extra large capacity, most are around 850mm high (as are most under counter appliances), so they fit err...under the counter

 

Who the **** has a washing machine in their shed?

 

Probably running off an extension lead, with a tumble dryer plugged in too - waiting for the socket to melt and burn the shed down....then bang in an insurance claim to rebuild the whole thing again with the worktop higher.

 

Or wired into next door’s leccy supply!...