Gis a job...

[originallambrettaman]

Could this job description be any further from the truth?

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[Quill]

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Is that Stickles post?

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

That’s got to be a wind up!!

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Be committed and passionate about your role and have fun

 

[Kempton]

I'm applying. It's money for doing absolutely **** all, apart from saying yes boss.

Not much money obvs, but...

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Some of the stuff in the full advert is great

Ensured social media is effectively monitored to prevent misinformation escalating into a crisis

Monitor and investigate leaks

Ensure all stories fed to the media are newsworthy

https://www.hullcitytigers.com/wp-c...PR-And-Social-Media-Job-Description_FINAL.pdf

 

[Newland Tiger]

Imagine if you got that job not knowing much about the club or the relationship the owners have with the fans

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

'Responsible for club storytelling' sounds truthful ...

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Fair to assume Enob signed it off?
He demands " be honest" and "lead by example".
You couldn't make it up!

 

[Quill]

Tempted to apply, would be worth it just to see what the interview is like (assuming I got that far in the process).

 

[tigerscanada]

Tempted to apply, would be worth it just to see what the interview is like (assuming I got that far in the process).

Take your boots as well

 

[cheshireles]

Could this job description be any further from the truth?

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Storytelling!!!!! That's a first for me when looking at job descriptions!

Couldn't make it up, but apparently the new incumbent has to!

 

[Brucebones]

The story telling but really jumped out at me, so I’m applying.
Once upon a time there was a man who bought a football club & wanted to do great things for it. For a while it looked like he was going to, but one day he went to the council & didn’t get his own way, so he sulked & pissed everybody off & said if he didn’t get his own way again he’d sell the club within 24 hours. He lied & carried on pissing people off until there were only a few left.
The End.

It needs some work & fleshing out a bit, but it’s a starter.

 

[LeftSaidFred]

Here's a few of the applicants

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[Tony Angelino]

Here's a few of the applicants

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That was the list of applications for the head coach’s job wasn’t it

 

[dennisboothstash]

Some of the stuff in the full advert is great

Ensured social media is effectively monitored to prevent misinformation escalating into a crisis

Monitor and investigate leaks

Ensure all stories fed to the media are newsworthy

https://www.hullcitytigers.com/wp-c...PR-And-Social-Media-Job-Description_FINAL.pdf

I might go for that

It would be a fun week or so until they realised what was going on!

 

[balkan tiger]

Brand guardian.

Ensure the clubs message is consistent across all press coverage in print, online and social media.

Can someone post Assams "when we are talking global we are … when we are talking local we are …"

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I might go for that

It would be a fun week or so until they realised what was going on!

It’s diverse, monitoring & investigating the faulty plumbing.

 

[City Man]

Good luck to the successful applicant.

A key attribute is LISTENING TO or ENGAGING WITH fans, not just talking at them.

People have usually already formed their perceptions on many news items and don't welcome simplistic/ happy clappy crap.

A sceptical fan base will not be hoodwinked by shallow garbage or trivia.

This ground has been gone over many times in the past: people are acutely aware of the BS that sometimes emanates from the club.

Give us what we want not what you feel we should have.

And yes, it really is that simple...