Karl Pilkington Evolution is true then. When something dies, peel back the layers and there's a little one inside. At least you don't have to muck around with names. Mark 2.
Arnold Schwarzenegger drop kicked by crazy fan while visiting a Gym in South Africa. Fortunately he appears to be alright.
I don't normally watch it, but I forgot to mention a very good friend of mine, Tony Rudd was on Britain's Got Talent last night. Known him for over 30 years and he is one of the funniest people I ever met He got through to the next round...here's hoping he gets to the live semi finals
I hope so too, I know they all have a story.... I met him in the late 80s, when he was a comedy impressionist doing the rounds. I went to a few of his gigs, but there was no BGT or X factor in those days. We have had numerous hilarious nights out over the years - as you saw from his act he has this nack of making everyday inanimate objects into a joke/impression. I hope he makes it big as I can have a claim to fame that he went out with one of my ex-girlfriend just after me too Seen him a quite few times over the last few years (but not enough...life gets in the way), and he still does Panto locally, but now works full time in a disabled school and does community radio. When I worked in an American Bar & Restaurant many moons ago, we got him to do the radio commercial as Robin Williams - really good He's been married for about 25 years too to an ex dancer (real one not pole dancer lol) so they are/were both in the business and she is a lovely lady. I loved the way he ended with the "It was me all the time" - that was his catchphrase from way back when
A burglar breaks into a house and ties a couple up the guy said "Please please please I'm begging you can you release her ?". The burglar said "You must really love your wife". The guy replied "I do very much and she's due home in ten minutes "
My son's dog is very intelligent....he has trained us to give him biscuits every time he pretends to be obedient.
I went online to sign up for weight watchers website today, but I stopped when it asked me to “ACCEPT COOKIES” They must be stupid if they think I’m falling for that trick!
