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Was listening to Talk Sport on the way back from the match last night and quite a few United fans questioning if Ole is the best man for the job... How quickly things change in football.

Quite a few changes needed at United i think to get them anywhere near challenging the top two, starting with a couple of decent defenders and an attacker that you actually know is playing.

One of the people behind me at the match last night asked at half time if Lukaku was playing... and they were being serious.
 
It concerns me you type that enough for autocorrect to go with that option.

I'll give you a few examples of my Watsapp convos then it might all make sense

Bootycall6
'Hi Spurly, you want to meet up for a Coffee?'

'You want my Sperm,huh?'


Bootycall14
'Good morning Spurly, it's a wonderful day, you up to much'

'when you free to meet? I've got some Sperm for you'

Bootycall9
'Hi Spurly babes..you working today? I am...wish I wasnt'

'Hi...bet you would rather be swallowing buckets full of my Sperm,huh?'

Etc, etc
 
I'll give you a few examples of my Watsapp convos then it might all make sense


'Hi Spurly, you want to meet up for a Coffee?'
'You want my Sperm,huh?'

'Good morning Spurly, it's a wonderful day, you up to much'
'when you free to meet? I've got some Sperm for you'

'Hi Spurly babes..you working today? I am...wish I wasnt'
'Hi...bet you would rather be swallowing buckets full of my Sperm,huh?'

Etc, etc

Also good when asking a scouser what haircut they have.

“Sperm”
 
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HIAG once tried to convince me that he meant to type 'referee' when it autocorrected to filthytrannycockupmybum

That’s the second post of yours where I have seen you refer to “tranny” porn.

Is there something that you’re desperate to tell us, “Miss” Pixie?