Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Why?

 

For posting a tranny cock reveal gif on brb's politics thread, apparently it's porn.

 

There's no 'apparently' about it for HIAG and Piskie.

 

brb doesn't come on this thread. He'll be fine...

 

Is it safe to come out or will the UTD fans still get the piss taken out of them?

 

Back under your rock please.

 

Come out. I won’t mock you, you braindead cabbage.

 

Bloody hell Custard, Watford doesn't need any ammunition to ridicule you.

 

Was listening to Talk Sport on the way back from the match last night and quite a few United fans questioning if Ole is the best man for the job... How quickly things change in football.

Quite a few changes needed at United i think to get them anywhere near challenging the top two, starting with a couple of decent defenders and an attacker that you actually know is playing.

One of the people behind me at the match last night asked at half time if Lukaku was playing... and they were being serious.

 

Don’t get too cocky, Arsenal are above you in the league.

 

Unfortunately for you, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer hasn’t resigned.

 

I've held back for now, but if you insist on sending me pics of you and your anal beads, then I'm going to have to inform @brb

 

Your Twitter meltdown was spectacular last night, mate.

 

Was it all about Spurs?

Matthew sperms obsessed with Spurs

Auto correct took over I'm not going to edit it

 

It concerns me you type that enough for autocorrect to go with that option.

 

HIAG once tried to convince me that he meant to type 'referee' when it autocorrected to filthytrannycockupmybum

 

I'll give you a few examples of my Watsapp convos then it might all make sense

Bootycall6
'Hi Spurly, you want to meet up for a Coffee?'

'You want my Sperm,huh?'


Bootycall14
'Good morning Spurly, it's a wonderful day, you up to much'

'when you free to meet? I've got some Sperm for you'

Bootycall9
'Hi Spurly babes..you working today? I am...wish I wasnt'

'Hi...bet you would rather be swallowing buckets full of my Sperm,huh?'

Etc, etc

 

Also good when asking a scouser what haircut they have.

“Sperm”

 

I’m glad about that, Matth.

No way do I want Little Ollie to resign.

Not yet.

There’s far too much wum mileage left in this tragic tale.

 

That’s the second post of yours where I have seen you refer to “tranny” porn.

Is there something that you’re desperate to tell us, “Miss” Pixie?