in that case just the face mate, as that would probably fill it...My ex wife

in that case just the face mate, as that would probably fill it...My ex wife

Size ****ing 30???!!!!!
Bloody hell I wouldnt like to be on a see saw with that.

Aye!!! No bullshit either - I have her on FB but I'm not copying the photo onto hereSize ****ing 30???!!!!!
She a huge bitch! (in every sense of the word!!)There's nee need to take he mickey out of her, man![]()
Aye!!! No bullshit either - I have her on FB but I'm not copying the photo onto here

So does mine!!!Yeah please ****ing don’t, haha.
My lass complains that she’s an 8![]()
Just go as yourself mate and you will get mistaken for Chewbaccy..Stolen from another site but a fair shout.
As we play Southend away on Star Wars day (May 4th be with you), I reckon all us travelling fans should dress up as stormtroopers, darth Vader’s etc.....away end would look Class on the telly!!!
I forgot to ask have you any cock leftHow big is your dart board!! She’s a big big girl! As far removed from my now wife as she could possibly be (size 30 and 5’ 8” ex wife. Size 8 and 5’ dead on my current wife!!)

Size ****ing 30???!!!!!
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I wonder how much it cost to feed her every monthWhales about size 18 mate this homegirl is a battleship.

****, mate. You've definitely upgraded. A one million percent upgrade. I've met your bird (nice lass). Good looking girl.You must log in or register to see images
Nope!! Was one of those stupid parts of my life I put behind me. Obviously comfortable with it now but she had little going for her. Was a size 14 when we met and fairly pretty but by the end I have no idea what I was doing man!!Anyway, I shouldn't be so shallow. She might have had a nice personality.
thank feck for thatNope!! Was one of those stupid parts of my life I put behind me. Obviously comfortable with it now but she had little going for her. Was a size 14 when we met and fairly pretty but by the end I have no idea what I was doing man!!
Yeah massive upgrade mate thanks for saying that - I've done damn well for myself
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(That's not my hair - I'm bald for those who haven't met me before!!)

This is one of the reasons I left. Wasn’t economically viable. That and I was worried she’d eat me if we ran out of food....I wonder how much it cost to feed her every month![]()