Brexit

A Brexiter walks into McDonalds.

The Manager: 'Not you again, you've been taking your kids here every mealtime for the last decade and last time we caught you shagging your sister in the toilets. Leave now or I'll call the police!!'

Brexiter: 'Derp. White people are superior. Derp'

 

27 million people walk into McDonalds.

49% of people say I'm quite happy as it is.
51% decide they are hungry and ask for 4,000 different style of Bag Mac.

When the manager states that they all need to agree on what they want on their Big Mac and they all say the came in for a different type of Big Mac that was falsely advertised on a double decker, they go to College Green and shout abuse at those who weren't wanting a McDonalds.

 

27 million people vote on staying in McDonalds or eating what's lying in the bins

52% say bins

They find its not much different but a number of them may die after it

 

This didn't happen you ****ing liar

 

Do all the remainers eat in Burger king then?

 

Toby is a vegetarian

 

Peoples Vote campaign demand MPs demanding peoples vote do not vote for peoples vote amendment

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There is a chance that the voters may vote Leave again so it's probably better to just pretend that we didn't have the referendum and ignore the Plebs.

 

I hope the lunatic left carry on with this policy of ignoring the chavs gammon and old people .

If Labour don't win the general election just inform the voting public that they didn't know what they voted for and claim victory .

We can become the first Socialist country to not end up killing millions of people (fingers crossed).

 

Not biting

 

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Life hack.

If you order a Big Mac on the screen thing add bacon and they cook you a fresh one .

 

Government win one

#Goingfor55

 

So a second referendum is off the table or am I reading it wrong?

Said it at the start, Mays deal will be what we are left with when the music stops.

 

It's the Government you voted for when you said No to independence so suck it up sugartits

 

No the PV crew know its too early

Labour are waiting until all brexit options are exhausted

"But Corbyn" etc

 

They'll be looking for a never ending extension.

Fun fun fun I tells ya.

 

No silly

You didn't vote for a government in the Indy ref. You voted on remaining part of the union.

 

And being part of the union meant perpetual Tory Government.

Did you not know that?

Silly fellow.

 

You've not been paying attention then