1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Jack and Beanstalk

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 23, 2019.

  1. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    77,378
    Likes Received:
    74,837
  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    70,270
    Likes Received:
    62,645
    Err action v words Jack lad...“I feel British, I am British." <doh>

    You've dropped your mam and dad in the ****e too Jacky boy, they're now being investigated for funding terrorists. I wonder if Ma and Pa Begum are being looked into as well.

    It's funny how much the consistent "no comment" from the Home Office says, despite the media spin.
     
    #2
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2019
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    Gonna bookmark and read to my son before bed. Cheers brb x
     
    #3
  4. I think, as a Nation, we should be prepared to give people a second chance.

    Let them back in, I say.
     
    #4
  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    41,364
    Likes Received:
    48,942
    He did not believe either nation would help him because “no one really cares”

    Well at least he’s right about something.
     
    #5
  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    Bit like doing time in the slammer here?
     
    #6
    Hoddle is a god likes this.
  7. The Cooler made me, Bro.
     
    #7
    Skylarker likes this.
  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    I'm guessing you found the weed I left behind the **** bucket? Weed and contemplate, works for me too my brother.
     
    #8
    Spurlock and Hoddle is a god like this.
  9. I mainly played with my balls, Bro.
     
    #9
  10. The Ginger Marks

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,564
    Likes Received:
    16,202
    Cool, at least the cat gets a day off yeah?
     
    #10
    01 21 Do One likes this.

  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    36,100
    Likes Received:
    23,462
    2 pager.
     
    #11
    Spurlock likes this.
  12. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    77,378
    Likes Received:
    74,837
    That's because unlike the other thread, no one has stooped to the depths of organ harvesting.

    News just in Jack is currently being plunged with a rusty knife...

    please log in to view this image
     
    #12
    BobbyD, Spurlock and Tobes like this.
  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    Sorry to break it to you but they were Skiddys balls. He left his bollocks in the cooler.
     
    #13
    Spurlock likes this.
  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,008
    Likes Received:
    59,312
    Nah it’s the natural evolution of the Begum thread. Expecting double figures.
     
    #14
  15. Can't have been.

    Skiddy's never spent time in the Cooler.
     
    #15
  16. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    77,378
    Likes Received:
    74,837
    Obviously i'm waiting for the comments similar to the Begum thread, that Jack should also be left in Syria to save taxpayers money, and how he could be used as a sperm bank, actually quite a useful one in his case to help promote homosexuality to Islam. But no sireeeeeee, the right wing brigade are not to going to insult good ole mum loving Jack from Oxford. Is it cause he's white?
     
    #16
    Spurlock likes this.
  17. Think of the stories Jack will be able to tell!

    He should definitely be allowed back.

    I'd go to one of his talks.
     
    #17
  18. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    70,270
    Likes Received:
    62,645
    If you care to look, terrorists like Jack have had things similar to those you suggest many times on many threads. You've missed the mark by a long shot with this one, but you'll keep trying to make your non-point all the same, and the lost souls will join you in desperation. <ok>
     
    #18
  19. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    77,378
    Likes Received:
    74,837
    Maybe we should transfer all the insults aimed at the girl on the other thread to here and make comparisons. But that will not happen, because he's a decent white, middle class Oxford boy <ok>
     
    #19
  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    41,364
    Likes Received:
    48,942
    Just only noticed he’s currently in a Kurdish prison... <laugh> he’s ****ed.

    Our prisons are like staying in a 5* hotel compared to those cess pits.
     
    #20

Share This Page