Jack and Beanstalk

good ole English Fairy Tale...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...ck-pleads-to-be-allowed-back-to-uk-from-syria

 

Err action v words Jack lad...“I feel British, I am British."

You've dropped your mam and dad in the ****e too Jacky boy, they're now being investigated for funding terrorists. I wonder if Ma and Pa Begum are being looked into as well.

It's funny how much the consistent "no comment" from the Home Office says, despite the media spin.

 

Gonna bookmark and read to my son before bed. Cheers brb x

 

I think, as a Nation, we should be prepared to give people a second chance.

Let them back in, I say.

 

He did not believe either nation would help him because “no one really cares”

Well at least he’s right about something.

 

Bit like doing time in the slammer here?

 

The Cooler made me, Bro.

 

I'm guessing you found the weed I left behind the **** bucket? Weed and contemplate, works for me too my brother.

 

I mainly played with my balls, Bro.

 

Cool, at least the cat gets a day off yeah?

 

2 pager.

 

That's because unlike the other thread, no one has stooped to the depths of organ harvesting.

News just in Jack is currently being plunged with a rusty knife...

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Sorry to break it to you but they were Skiddys balls. He left his bollocks in the cooler.

 

Nah it’s the natural evolution of the Begum thread. Expecting double figures.

 

Can't have been.

Skiddy's never spent time in the Cooler.

 

Obviously i'm waiting for the comments similar to the Begum thread, that Jack should also be left in Syria to save taxpayers money, and how he could be used as a sperm bank, actually quite a useful one in his case to help promote homosexuality to Islam. But no sireeeeeee, the right wing brigade are not to going to insult good ole mum loving Jack from Oxford. Is it cause he's white?

 

Think of the stories Jack will be able to tell!

He should definitely be allowed back.

I'd go to one of his talks.

 

If you care to look, terrorists like Jack have had things similar to those you suggest many times on many threads. You've missed the mark by a long shot with this one, but you'll keep trying to make your non-point all the same, and the lost souls will join you in desperation.

 

Maybe we should transfer all the insults aimed at the girl on the other thread to here and make comparisons. But that will not happen, because he's a decent white, middle class Oxford boy

 

Just only noticed he’s currently in a Kurdish prison... he’s ****ed.

Our prisons are like staying in a 5* hotel compared to those cess pits.