Please, if you cannot be arsed to read what I have actually written, do go away.
What you've written was wrong though.
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What you've written was wrong though.
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Hoddle is a god
Guest
No, it wasn’t.
Two bell ends sharing the same script to camera is a monologue.
It most certainly is not a dialogue.
Do you think Ant n Dec, when they read the script to camera, are having a dialogue with you, Pix?
Yes or no?
A monologue is one person only you dozy fanny fart. How many times are you going to **** this up ?
What Ant n Dec do is a duologue, they deliver their lines between the two of them.
monologue
Dictionary result for monologue
/ˈmɒn(ə)lɒɡ/
noun
Dictionary result for monologue
/ˈmɒn(ə)lɒɡ/
noun
- a long speech by one actor in a play or film, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast programme.
"he was reciting some of the great monologues of Shakespeare"
synonyms: soliloquy, speech, address, lecture, oration, sermon, homily; More - a long, tedious speech by one person during a conversation.
"Hilary carried on with his monologue as if I hadn't spoken"
- a long, tedious speech by one person during a conversation.
A monologue is one person only you dozy fanny fart. How many times are you going to **** this up ?
What Ant n Dec do is a duologue, they deliver their lines between the two of them.
, what a plum he is.
I've tried to stay out of this, because essentially it's Kipper having a meltdown over Ant n Dec.
Not sure what part of Mono being singular he doesn't get.
I did, the audience, whether at home or in the studio, are not part of the conversation because they do not converse, what you are describing is 2 guys with a script conversing with each other and making asides through the 4th wall. that, as anyone in theatre will tell you, is a duologue.
Please, if you cannot be arsed to read what I have actually written, do go away.
As usual you have tried to make yourself look smarter than you are, and, as usual, you have ****ed up.
Of all the things to argue over. This is a low guys.
I know man, it’s ****e. ****ing Ant n Dec
But rather than just admit he was wrong, Kipper has tried to belittle people who have pointed that out, so it’s no wonder he’s getting **** for it.
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Hoddle is a god
Guest
The part about it being a single script being read to camera, perhaps?
It could be one person reading the whole script or a thousand people each reading one word, it still won’t make it a dialogue.
I’m prepared to believe that you are clever enough to know this, because we have a history of banter and rivalry on this site that spans nearly a decade and that is undoubtedly the greatest rivalry anywhere on the internet: but the fcuknuts that are clinging to your shirttail on this actually believe that Ant and Dec are engaged in a dialogue.
In effect, you are ripping the piss out of their fcukwittedness.
Lucky for you they are far too fcukwitted to see it.
Read by two people Kipper. Therefore it's not a monologue.
Stop digging this hole for your own sake mate.