HIAG's Days In Purgatory

What you've written was wrong though.

 

No, it wasn’t.

Two bell ends sharing the same script to camera is a monologue.

It most certainly is not a dialogue.

Do you think Ant n Dec, when they read the script to camera, are having a dialogue with you, Pix?

Yes or no?

 

A monologue is one person only you dozy fanny fart. How many times are you going to **** this up ?

What Ant n Dec do is a duologue, they deliver their lines between the two of them.

 

monologue
Dictionary result for monologue
/ˈmɒn(ə)lɒɡ/
noun

1. a long speech by one actor in a play or film, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast programme.
   "he was reciting some of the great monologues of Shakespeare"
   synonyms: soliloquy, speech, address, lecture, oration, sermon, homily; More
2. • a long, tedious speech by one person during a conversation.
     "Hilary carried on with his monologue as if I hadn't spoken"

 

, what a plum he is.

 

I've tried to stay out of this, because essentially it's Kipper having a meltdown over Ant n Dec.

Not sure what part of Mono being singular he doesn't get.

 

Mono, like Ant and Dec?

 

Their two names and the 'and' part would be a clue to most.

 

Yes mate, but not to Mono man.

 

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Well up until recently

 

I did, the audience, whether at home or in the studio, are not part of the conversation because they do not converse, what you are describing is 2 guys with a script conversing with each other and making asides through the 4th wall. that, as anyone in theatre will tell you, is a duologue.
As usual you have tried to make yourself look smarter than you are, and, as usual, you have ****ed up.

 

*****logue

 

Of all the things to argue over. This is a low guys.

 

I bet they could get lower tbh

 

I know man, it’s ****e. ****ing Ant n Dec

But rather than just admit he was wrong, Kipper has tried to belittle people who have pointed that out, so it’s no wonder he’s getting **** for it.

 

He’s one of a kind.

 

The part about it being a single script being read to camera, perhaps?

It could be one person reading the whole script or a thousand people each reading one word, it still won’t make it a dialogue.

I’m prepared to believe that you are clever enough to know this, because we have a history of banter and rivalry on this site that spans nearly a decade and that is undoubtedly the greatest rivalry anywhere on the internet: but the fcuknuts that are clinging to your shirttail on this actually believe that Ant and Dec are engaged in a dialogue.

In effect, you are ripping the piss out of their fcukwittedness.

Lucky for you they are far too fcukwitted to see it.

 

Read by two people Kipper. Therefore it's not a monologue.

Stop digging this hole for your own sake mate.